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“90% of my buddy list is now polluted with contacts that appear online, but I can’t talk to. They’re giant ads for Google Hangouts, expressing to me that I will never be able to talk to these people unless I get Hangouts and drink the Google+ punch.”

Bingo. This is Google under Larry Page.

larry, i thought we talked about that,/a>

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GROSS: “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” and …

RICHARDS: “Street Fighting Man” is probably another great example …

GROSS: Which one would you rather hear?

RICHARDS: I love them both, honey. Don’t ask me to cut the babies in half.

oh keef,

“… the money that I thought was there, wasn’t there. I had to sell a place in the city. I was building a house out here in the Hamptons, and I owned a place on Central Park West. I sold it to Sting. I was praying for a rock star.

b j again.

“Billy Joel: It was funny, because backstage at the 12-12-12 concert, nobody is a spring chicken anymore. Here comes Keith, and Keith is from the time of King Tut.

only in appearance.

“Sandberg has said many times that successful women must be sure to marry the right sort of man: helpful, respectful of her career, willing to split household tasks 50–50.

oh, puke me. just puke me.

“… very rich people quite frequently conclude that their business experiences (and their money) qualify them to pronounce with great confidence on politics, economics, morality, and much else.

anne applebaum reviews lean in (gag me)