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Jul 03
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Shouldn’t they start with the priests? That seems like a no-brainer.

And my suggestion is: let the nuns do the investigating, for God’s sake.

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They think of us as an ecclesiastical work force … Whereas we are religious, we’re living the life of total dedication to Christ, and out of that flows a profound concern for the good of all humanity.
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How is SEO optimization, or similiar techniques for twitter, authentic? When a system becomes popular the greedy will game it and social media is no different. We should be worried when people with PR and advertising backgrounds or consulting firms are leading us in the ways of authenticity or integrity.
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the big game in the hunt has become the only remaining pool of dumb, unguarded capital left to feed upon: taxpayer money
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The history of the recent financial crisis, which doubles as a history of the rapid decline and fall of the suddenly swindled-dry American empire, reads like a Who’s Who of Goldman Sachs graduates.
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Then, at the dawn of the new millennium, they suddenly threw all that shit out the window and started writing mortgages on the backs of napkins to cocktail waitresses and ex-cons carrying five bucks and a Snickers bar.
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a two-tiered investment system — one for the insiders who knew the real numbers, and another for the lay investor who was invited to chase soaring prices the banks themselves knew were irrational