Getting a mental illness diagnosis can feel like a reprieve. You’re not going...– nicely said.
But women do this. We wank. —The New Statesman– apparently brits do it too
Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I...– quick: real or borowitz?
Google Still Struggles To Explain Why Real People Should Care About Google+– no, not borowitz, forbes!
From the moment that Aisha took to the stage, for Latvia, in the first...– anthony lane loves him some eurovision
Google fans seem to eat this kumbaya stuff up, to really believe it. —Daring...– google, of course, being the least kumbaya place on earth.
T]he only thing these new options share is that Netflix’s customers loathe...– reed just has that magic touch.
… Richwine had written a Harvard University dissertation in 2009 that said...– ah, the heritage foundation. lots of thinking in that think tank.
A popular move is to slap the victim in the back of the head,” said Edward...– no comment needed.
There was a huge outcry when Google announced the imminent death of Reader — but...– what google page is not.
I have considerable confidence that the current generation of students at...– clark kerr, chancellor, uc berkeley, spring riots of 1956
… so Agee immediately went to Tennessee on assignment, interviewed some...– alex carnevale is so damn good
I think we can walk the narrow razor of white trash only so long.– cher.
Home transforms Facebook from just a social network into something akin to a...– borowitz quoting zuckerberg
She needs everything. She’s, uh, she’s is in a panic. I guess she’s been...– put yourself in her shoes
Stephanopoulos asked Ramsey if he had noticed any signs that his neighbor could...– smart & observant
In America, liars are always made to feel bad about ourselves, as if what we’re...– okay, it’s borowitz
The turnout rate of black voters surpassed the rate for whites for the first...– historic moment, dudes.
The former Enron chief executive, now known as inmate #29296-179 …– has a certain ring to it.
… the Pentagon released a study estimating that 26,000 people in the...– people. hmm. of what gender?
The police say the colonel approached a woman in a parking lot in Arlington near...– you gotta wonder about … the male. i know i do.
If the man in charge for the Air Force in preventing sexual assault was alleged...–
» Bill Gates frustrated because Microsoft is irrelevant in mobile I fixed the...– thank you mr moltz
You’re blowing it with Fox News,” Jobs told him. “The axis today is not liberal...– steve the prescient. miss you.
Apple gives a rat’s ass —michael @ moapp, developer– yes. as in, yes, i agree.
honey. have you seen the pressure cooker?– what tamerlan’s widow might have done, commenter suggests.
… the vanished past, when “editors” paid “writers”...– shoot me now really.
Facebook’s lobbying firms have been doing the dirty work of making sure...– surprise-no.
Warren Buffett Joins Twitter, Can Fuck With Stock Prices In Real Time– not borowitz!
AEG lawyers argued that Jackson didn’t perform 260 shows and make that...– cher? not but what she is cool.
“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies,...– also r.t.f.o.
Nuclear weapons have been the United States’ third-highest national priority...– right the fuck on.
The free market is not very good at distributing compassion, nor is it...– gary greenbery in the new yorker
Attn: Millennials! It is not okay to text during job interviews or bring your...– hey, i didn’t raise ‘em.
I wanted sex to be about empowerment and pleasure, not about Does this person...– ah, young women. still thoroughly co-opted, i see. keep trying!
It is probably best to keep your opinion on her general attractiveness to...– whoa! let’s not get radical!
Most gentlemen these days have become accustomed to the idea that women are...– still, we progress.
… the placenta had typically been given such little respect in the medical...– in 2013, mind you. women are still so icky.
If your child likes—loves—you, the very love he bears you tears your heart out...– j. d. salinger to lilian ross, and yes, yes it does.
The smoking in Salinger is well worth tracking.– janet malcom, who can write like crazy.
Pity, if one may generalize, is at the bottom of woman. When men like us, it is...– howards end
The act of running a marathon is supposed to be simple, individual …...– my god she’s good
… whether the world’s allocations of sympathy are determined not by the...– zakaria, the tragedies of other places
American tragedies somehow seem to occur in a more poignant version of reality,...– rafia zakaria in guernica
It’s a good thing that I can hate myself in a deep and meaningful way without...– betsy lerner