“Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs”
—america’s finest news source
December 2007
November 2007
“Berlind’s post is even parenthetically stupid.
(God forbid you should attempt to acquire new audio online for your iPhone —music, ringtones, etc—through anything but the iTunes Music Store).
[BONK! BONK! BONK!] (The sound of antlers beating against a desktop.)” —of course, if he didn’t blog at cnet …
(God forbid you should attempt to acquire new audio online for your iPhone —music, ringtones, etc—through anything but the iTunes Music Store).
[BONK! BONK! BONK!] (The sound of antlers beating against a desktop.)” —of course, if he didn’t blog at cnet …
“ZDNet’s David Berlind trots out a classic saw of the lazy pundit and asks,” Is Apple getting dragged (kicking, screaming, or suing?) into licensing OS X?”
Hey, Dave!
No!” —the macalope suffers. he really does.
Hey, Dave!
No!” —the macalope suffers. he really does.
“And perhaps the horny one said it best when he said “The writings of Robert Scoble are like a thousand monkeys typing, short about 999 monkeys.”
—poor scoble. not.
“Man, why are you trying to kill my indignation buzz!”
—(note to self: remember this)
“Steve Jobs Offers Further “Thoughts:”
Whatever happened to hotpants? Man, I really digged those. Those were awesome. Women should start wearing those again. I’m sure they couldn’t have been terribly comfortable - kind of like walking around with a permanent wedgie.
Why do some people say “wedgie” and some people say “snuggy”? Are those the same thing?
Anyway, man did they look hot! Hey, is that where they got the name?! “Hot pants”? Wow, I just thought of that.
Man, I am so baked.” —i cannot lie, it’s moltz
Whatever happened to hotpants? Man, I really digged those. Those were awesome. Women should start wearing those again. I’m sure they couldn’t have been terribly comfortable - kind of like walking around with a permanent wedgie.
Why do some people say “wedgie” and some people say “snuggy”? Are those the same thing?
Anyway, man did they look hot! Hey, is that where they got the name?! “Hot pants”? Wow, I just thought of that.
Man, I am so baked.” —i cannot lie, it’s moltz
Play
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Less Than One Year Until History Slaps Dubya To The Curb.
Can You Feel The Tingle?
” —morford via cozy shack, oh yeah!
“New Yorkers who remember Rudy Giuliani as the bullying New York mayor, not as the terminally cheerful “America’s Mayor” cooing to babies in New Hampshire, have always banked on one certainty: his presidential candidacy was so preposterous it would implode before he got anywhere near the White House.”
—indeed. waiting hopefully.
“The universe is unjust. The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible, horrible, horrible … you must feel it deeply and not brush it aside.”
—bertrand russell via « writhe safely
“Of course, that was Apple, and I’m just me, and when it comes to this environment, the me’s—that’s you and me—don’t count. Arrington can blow off a conference, Scoble can treat folks like shit, other of the big boys can rub up against each other in ecstasy, and it’s fine, business as usual …”
—shelley powers
“(all your world are belong to us)”
—jeneane
“I asked my Magic 8-ball if this upcoming super-thin MacBook still has a (non-Flash memory) hard disk drive, and the answer came back: “IT IS CERTAIN”.”
—and, as any fool knows, gruber’s eight-ball never misses
“For those of you that have drunk the Kool Aid and want to argue, save your breath, I have been on the web longer than you have had pubic hair.”
—head lemur
“Every one of these ’social networks’ has been created to sharecrop your labor, to enrich the plantation owners, by selling your ass to any marketeer with a checkbook.”
—but does anyone get it? fuck no.
