“Several of Obama’s associates said they were particularly wary of trying to manage a campaign that included Mr. Clinton.” —now, that is tact
“I started with computers with an Osborne 1 running CPM (an operating system used in the late Cretaceous period). Because I knew Wordstar and had no crying need for Visicalc I migrated into PCs. After years of bloatware and blue screens, I now have an Intel MacBook. It is nice to have a machine that boots up within the same day that I want to use it.” —because it’s funny, that’s why
“Kimberly-Clark’s mission boils down to discovering any personal anxiety that will eventually make you throw some paper away.” —brilliant. and of what earthly use …
“Yes, iDisk, but HOW COME “Last sync failed?” Rickets? Gout? Malaise? Intolerance? Global warming? Slam poetry? T’Pau? Chafing?” —m. mann
“I stopped reading books. There’s nowhere to add my avatar, I can’t leave anonymous comments, and they NEVER add me back.” —merlin
I don’t like Apple software, I don’t like their closed platforms and I trust them less than Microsoft. I think they’re too jealous to let developers get too much power.
Posted by: Barry Kelly July 19, 2008 at 02:18 AM” —thank you, barry kelley. that was sooo well thought-out.
“Thursday afternoon, several hours after I’d gotten my final “Steve’s health is a private matter” - and much to my amazement - Mr. Jobs called me. “This is Steve Jobs,” he began. “You think I’m an arrogant [expletive] who thinks he’s above the law, and I think you’re a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong.” —my take: steve’s doing just fine.
“A goal is a dream with a deadline.” —what happened to “a wish your heart makes.” no, wait …
“If death is in fact the mother of beauty, she never spends any time with her kids.” —dan menaker
“ … John McCain closes in on cinching the uncoveted title of “Pity Fuck Candidate” (tm: TBogg)” —james wolcott
“Todd, Pay Attention! Shelley doesn’t live here. Alan Herrell - the head lemur does. Please Update your Bookmarks.” — please update your bookmarks