“Something about the way women’s brains are built allows us to do the same thinking in a smaller space.” —just smarter, that’s all.
“Two folks can keep a secret, if one of them is dead. Three folks is a social network.” —and more …
“With Apple you know that you are getting screwed, but you know that your partner is clean and you’ve made that decision.” —and …
“Taco Bell Launches New ‘Morning After’ Burrito” —yeah, but it’s not the abortion burrito
A final word on the health care summit: Obama calmly fucks the Republicans.
—Rude Pundit” —seems like the nicest way to do it.
“That’s when a full-out riot erupted, with officers pushing the crowd back so firefighters could get at the flaming can and protesters flinging bottles and at the police, authorities said.” —uc berkeley riot | deja vue, man
“Tiger was apologizing, straight up and to the bone, to capitalism itself. To his own brand.” —mark morford
“Lots of people have always believed the most remarkably stupid things—not only things that couldn’t possibly be so, but things, that if believed and accepted and acted upon, have been virtually GUARANTEED to make their lives a lot worse.” —tom clark
“Al Haig was a neurotic narcissist with an unquenchable craving for power.” —now he tells us
“HAITI: Private Contractors ‘Like Vultures Coming to Grab the Loot’” —are we surprised.