“Who knows? “I’m always open to fucking up,” he says.”
—antonio banderas
July 2011
“These graphics are writing checks this interface can’t cash.”
—siracusa on ical’s funky gui
“Jeffs then told the judge, “I’ve got this statement from God.”
—big yeah, right
“Apple Now Has More Cash Than The U.S. Government”
—and you thought the apple hate was bad before.
“I thought IKEA was Swedish for ‘I cannot find my way out of this fucking store.’”
—curbed
“Most writers are men because they are trying to do through their work what they can’t do through their own lives, and they are mystified by those who don’t have that problem.”
—comment, utne reader
“This gives me an idea that could put Bing in the black for Microsoft. They charge pay-per-view admission to listen live to the phone call as Steve Ballmer calls Steve Jobs and pitches him on Apple buying Bing.”
—gruber
“… if, as preliminary evidence suggests, it turns out that Breivik was “inspired” by the extremist hatemongering rantings of Geller, Pipes and friends, will their groups be deemed Terrorist organizations such that any involvement with them could constitute the criminal offense of material support to Terrorism?”
—glenn greenwald
“If Steve Jobs turned it on, you need it on.”
—nfw … but love the quote
“As often as I have tried to explain the matter to extroverts, I have never sensed that any of them really understood. They listen for a moment and then go back to barking and yipping.”
—the atlantic
“John Depp Jr.’s sexual orientation is yet unknown-the kid’s only 7-but you can bet that Johnny Sr.’s kindness, empathy, and tenderness will make for a fabulous father-son relationship.”
—nice.
“Who will stand and sign the, “The American Eagle Liberty Bell Ronald Reagan You’re A Homo If You Don’t Sign It Pledge”? Only the most patriotic of patriots.”
—new bill maher pledge
“
“Did he say anything about Winnicott?”
“Winnicott?”
“You know that paper he brings up every once in awhile? The thing Winnicott wrote about the dissolution of personality and how it scares even people who’ve never experienced anything like that.”
“You think he has?”
“Honey, I am a white angel. With wings. Hello?”
” —rage boy and the angel
“It is stirring to watch people who have long been cowed finally speaking up, shedding their fear of the authoritarian men at the top who owed their power to the awe of the people.”
—maureen dowd on ireland
“Dan, the Macalope will type this slowly so you might get it this time: Lion is just as configurable as Snow Leopard. As a matter of fact, because it has more options … it’s more configurable.”
—the macalope types slowly for dan gilmor
“
Dear Google,
I would like to bring to your attention a few things before I disconnect permanently from all of your services.
” —an important, scary read
“Windows 7 sales declined for the third straight quarter as Apple’s iPad ate into PC sales”
—which explains a lot
“My single with Little Chuckee and Darnell Robinson is dropping soon … ”
—when did that start. dropping.
