September 2011
“Q: Why do some experiments use lawyers instead of lab rats?
A: Because there...”
– the paepae
“But I promise you, as someone who was sitting right in front of Bezos yesterday,...”
– don’t be hidin’ behind flash, dude.
“The new analysis suggests that our moods are driven in part by a shared...”
– we are the world! unquote. cool!
“Do Older Women Receive Sub-Standard Medical Care?”
– is grass green?
“Moderate levels of embarrassment are signs of virtue … ”
– ucb study
“Stefancik did admit that Facebook alters — but does not delete —...”
– I am so touched. Facebook cares about *my* safety.
“… logging out of Facebook only de-authorizes your browser from the web...”
– oh thank you, zuck, thank you.
“Let us instead turn to the business of Windows 8, which is caught between Steve...”
– ma, why can’t i write like the macalope?
“Any likely scenario involving him using Windows 8 probably involves a Turkish...”
– sez the macalope.
“To survive, it must annoy.”
– likely the ultimate facebook truth—andrew leonard, salon
“Okay, so a few months ago, Stewart went to Fox News and gave an interview to the...”
– omg. tom junod, that master, in esquire
“He went on to say it needed a larger screen.”
– that’s all? off with his head anyway!
“Will the Google Motorola Deal Convert iPhone Fanatics to Android Users?”
– not a chance in hell
“Palestinian leaders are polishing a statehood proposal that would change the...”
– next they’ll be thinking they have human rights!
“He was inexperienced, he needed help, they burned him, he let them —...”
– adam moss to frank rich, on poor o.
“‘The president has a real woman problem’ was the assessment of...”
– gawker. quoting anita dunn, quoting, oh hell, the book comes out on tuesday
“Newt Gingrich’s position is muddle and gibberish, if anyone even cares.”
– nope.
“The Macalope has to type “GET IT? IT’S A CULT!” so many times that he really...”
– just a thought.
“Each version is a pure native app, it’s pure Cocoa on the Mac, and pure .NET on...”
– i hate grotty ports.
“… or was [Carol Bartz’] salvo an unprofessional tirade that was a...”
– i don’t think “i’ve just been fired” qualifies as a tirade, but hey, what do i know
“Perry: “Galileo got outvoted for a spell.”
Mark Miner, Perry campaign: “The...”
– mkay.
“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by e-mail folders and labels...”
– david pogue waxes poetic, corr: sam grobart
“Here Petraeus pauses, and when he starts speaking again, his words are stretched...”
– striking.
“The sense of grief and shock, a terrible roaring in the mind of every American...”
– a terrible roaring. david remnick on 9-11
“Nobody expected them to become that big,” [Astrid] Kirchherr, who took her...”
– and will anyone ever be, again?
“The arc of justice is stuck at the top of a mountain. Maybe Obama was not even...”
– devastating dowd final sentence
“I’m really committed to putting a computer in a book,” he told New Scientist....”
– teh steve
“The closures follow a new direction set by CEO Larry Page to focus the company...”
– wait a minute, i thought you just said … oh, fuck it.
“Google said on Friday that it was pulling the plug across a host of products as...”
– thank you, larry, oh brilliant ceo. not.
“Prior to Cook, Apple was a logistical disaster. Logistical forecasting at Apple...”
– i can believe that.
“I’ve often found that those who are the most exuberant with their joys are those...”
– sifting the grain.wordpress.com
““Dude! Free Weed Lying on San Jose Street Snatched up By...”
– dude! you write for the san jose mercury news?
“… A. Alvarez can begin his famous essay on Plath’s suicide in his Savage...”
– apt, true. 